This is Oliver, our Inappropriate Advice Columnist
Dear Oliver,
I was wondering if it is OK to wear my pajamas to the grocery store?
Sincerely,
Sleepy McHungry
Dear Sleepy,
That is a question that many inappropriate readers have asked in the past. The answer revolves around what kind of pajamas you wear.
Do you wear flannel pajamas with a shirt and full pants? If so, those are appropriate for a quick trip to Safeway. If you wear negligee, sexy sleepwear, or leather S&M wear you should not go to the grocery store unless you put on sweatpants and a sweatshirt over your less-than-full-coverage sleepwear. Also, if your S&M outfit includes handcuffs and ball gag please remove those and leave them at home...children won't understand. Hope that helps!
Inappropriately yours,
Oliver
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